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3nergizerbunny asked: May 20th at 2 and you better come :D i love the new theme btw.
I’ll be there. Its a date(: haha. Thaanks. I got tired of messing with it.. so i just went normal(:
haha…this was my image on imgfave….its on the popular page. Im so happy(:
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society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
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“Don’t you love it when people in school are like, “I’m a bad test taker”? Oh, you mean, you’re stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I’m a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is so crystal in my head, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson’s.”
DANIEL TOSH: If you don't know, it's when you throw cash on the hoes. I came up with my own expression; I like to 'make it hail' -- That's when you throw change at sluts.
SLUT: Ow! Are those nickels?
DANIEL TOSH: Yeah, it's a down economy. I'm a baller on a budget, bitch!
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